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Favorite Quotes?
« on: March 27, 2007, 06:04:41 am »
Just what it says.  Have any funny/cool/notable quotes?  Post 'em here.

Castle of Cagliostro
Jigen: Which one are we chasing?
Lupin: The girl!
Jigen: Figures

Fujiko: He's a real lady-killer, so watch your step.
Clarisse: Did he leave you?
Fujiko: I left him.

Shin Rupan Sansei
Jigen: Do you know how we're gonna get out of here?
Lupin: I'll sleep on her-I mean, it.
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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2007, 05:13:08 pm »
Hmmmmm......in The Columbus Files (Dub):

Lupin: Just when my night was getting interesting.....what is it with this CONSTANT BAD TIMING!?!?

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2007, 04:40:17 am »
"are you sure you're related to the great arsen lupin?"
"are you sure you're not a big chicken?"

or something like that
and they're serving, like...chicken... in a pan...with some... salad...and a... glass of milk? To drink?

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2007, 10:41:23 pm »
"Should've worn an asbestos suit."

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 11:39:31 pm »
"I am now offically NOT HAPPY!"-Lupin, Mamo
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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 03:08:56 pm »
My signature features one of my favorites from Farewell to Nostradomus.


The Secret of Twilight Gemini
Zenigata: "Everyone in this town is an idiot!"

From the television series:
Lupin: "If we die inexplicably I want you to know I'm not going to be happy about it."

Goemon: "He'll be fine....ish."

Lupin: "Don't tell me we have to paint it too!"
Fujiko: "Only the gold parts."

The Mystery of Mamo
Lupin: "Forget the hat, Jigen. It's time you started looking more hip anyway."
Jigen: "Yeah, like I'm going to take fashion advice from a guy who dresses like a circus ringmaster!"


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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2007, 07:26:32 pm »
Perhaps the greatest Jigen line of all time, from Mystery of Mamo:

"Is this what you call 'democracy'? If that's the case, let me tell you something. I used to be a fan of Monroe and Humphrey Bogart, but NOT ANYMORE!"

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2007, 09:35:27 pm »
My favorite panel in the manga is when Zenigata has been pushed over by a mad professors cutesy, trashcan-like fullsize robot and lies trapped under it. He looks angrily at the professor and shouts:
"HE'S HUMPING ME!"

Frickin' hilarous. The look of the robot is so far from anything lecherous that the situation is doubly absurd.
(Need we say that Lupin had a hand in the robot's behaviour?);)

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 01:40:08 am »
'67 Manga Series
Fujiko (inquiring about which weapon Lupin will be using): What's your favorite flavor?
Lupin: Redhead.  But for you I'll make an exception.

Jigen: You say in your dream, I turned against you?
Lupin: It's not your fault.  It's the hack author.

Treasure of the Sorcerer King
Lupin (after breaking out of his statue disguise): Whew!  Modeling's not nearly as glamorous as it looks!
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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 05:59:51 am »
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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2009, 06:59:18 am »
Dialogue from Dragon of Doom when Lupin and Jigen are captured by Zenigata's new invention.
Jigen: Where does this guy come up with these crazy ideas?
Lupin: I'm betting he got this one at the video arcade.
(Zenigata singing "He fought the law and the law won")

And another one (on Chin Chin Chou's casino cruise, with Lupin dressed up as a vampire and Jigen as a wolf)
Bunny waitress: Would either of you gentlemen care for a drink?
Lupin: (with a Bèla Lugosi accent) Yes, my dear. We'd like a Blue Moon for my werewolf friend... and some bunny blood for me! >:D
Say, that reminds me: Wasn't Bèla Lugosi mentioned once in the 2nd series' dub? I believe so!
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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2009, 01:57:33 pm »
I forget which epsidoes from Lupin this is, and forgive me if they are not word for word, they come from the Pioneer/Geneon dub.

Lupin: You were probably out there sucking on the worlds fattest dooby weren't you?!

Jigen: (picks up an apple and smells it) hmmmm

Lupin: Yup, he's high.

and the episode where a window washer I think is talking about James Bond and he says Zenigata is a George Lazenby guy and he replies saying

GEORGE LAZENBY?! GEORGE LAZENBY?! ARGGHH!!!

Like I said I don't know if those are word by word quotes, but they were something like that.

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2009, 05:17:36 pm »
There are so many lines I love from the 2nd series dub, but here are the ones I can think of for now:

Payload

Fujiko: "I guess if you're saying you actually have an idea...."
Lupin: "My head is full of ideas. That's why I'm crazy!"

Auntie Ballistic

Lupin: "Come on, guys. We should just pack it up."
Jigen and Goemon: "Forget it!"
Lupin: "How come?!"
Jigen: "Because she's an ugly b****. There, I said it. UG-LY!"
Aunt Bujiko: *gasp*
Goemon: "How ugly is she?"
Jigen: "Glad you asked. I've been working on a top ten list."

Fry Me to the Moon

(Both hanging on a branch)
Jigen: “Uh…Call me superstitious, but the next time you’re thinking about that broad, don’t actually say her name out loud. Okay?”
Fujiko: (calling from below) "Lupin!"
Lupin: "Huh?"
Jigen: "No!"
Lupin: "Hey!"
Jigen: "Don’t say it!"
Lupin: "Look. It’s Fujiko!"
Jigen: "Aww, crap."

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2009, 09:14:48 pm »
50 Ways to Leave Your 50 ft Lover
Goemon: "Ahh, the old exploding bear trap in the ass technique"

Emmanuel is an Angel's Whisper(I think)
Pioneer Dub
Lupin to who he thinks is Fujiko:
"Roses are red,
Your gums periodontal,
Let's cut to the chase,
And get Horizontal"

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Re: Favorite Quotes?
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2009, 09:21:00 pm »
A certain quote I'm fond of can be found in episode 118 (The Southern Cross Looked Like Diamonds), if I remember correctly. It's been a long time since I've seen it, so I'll have to paraphrase the quote; however, I'm pretty sure it's fairly close to the original and that I didn't actually dream it up. :P

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